Easily Distracted Birds - Unisex T-Shirt fort pierce Cats present their anus to

Cats present their anus to you like it's a gift they spent all morning wrapping

Inspired by Krull

Julius giving Vincent a pep talk is like watching a genetically perfected golden retriever hype up a raccoon who just got caught stealing hubcaps

Cream-yellow retro script text reads "Never Fight a Dinosaur" above a pulp-style illustration of a blue-toned man in a suit squaring off against a green dinosaur lunging with jaws open

Inspired by National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

Easily Distracted Birds - Unisex T-Shirt fort pierce Cats present their anus toOrnithologists claiming they're only here for the Blue Tit and the Great Tit have an suspiciously well rehearsed explanation. Plausible deniability has never looked so feathered. The Details: Arched dark navy block text reads "EASILY DISTRACTED" above larger matching text reading "BY TITS." Four labeled cartoon illustrations of birds perched on branches appear below, depicting a Blue Tit, Marsh Tit, Great Tit, and Coal Tit in yellow, blue, brown,