Jack Burton 2028 - Unisex T-Shirt defunct Booking a floating luxury cruise

Booking a floating luxury cruise where the concierge dodges Mangalore gunfire between cocktail rounds really tests the brochure's promises

" above "Los Angeles' FINEST BOWLING CENTER" in mixed script and capitals

Every chain in the hardware store still feels like not enough

" A white shaka hand and curved yellow arrow sit at the bottom

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Jack Burton 2028 - Unisex T-Shirt defunct Booking a floating luxury cruiseRunning for office without a platform or any awareness that Wang Chi did all the heavy lifting is peak Burton energy. Everybody relax, the Pork Chop Express is on the ballot. Inspired by Big Trouble in Little China. The Details: Curved white serif text reads "VOTE JACK BURTON" along the top of a circular badge outlined in red and white rings. A halftone blue portrait of Jack Burton fills the center, flanked by red text reading "2028" on a ribbon