Ermagerd Sperklers! - Unisex T-Shirt Color:True Royal but never the uniforms

but never the uniforms

with "Since 1961" in yellow script at right

Before the Padres

" with crossed cyan skis and poles behind the composition

A tribute to the 1970s television classic

Ermagerd Sperklers! - Unisex T-Shirt Color:True Royal but never the uniformsSparklers are the participation trophies of fireworks, and screaming about them in 2012 meme dialect is the only honest way to celebrate something that burns out in eleven seconds. A dead internet accent on a dying stick of gunpowder feels patriotically appropriate. The Details: Distressed white arched block text reads "ERMAGERD" across the top. Below, two light blue sparkler stick illustrations radiate red, white, and blue spark bursts, with small