Give Me, a Keg, of Beer - Unisex Hoodie action followed by italic script reading

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Give Me, a Keg, of Beer - Unisex Hoodie action followed by italic script readingScott's lycanthropy doesn't unlock supernatural wisdom or cosmic purpose, just the raw nerve to demand a keg with zero social anxiety. Turning into a beast only reveals what every teenager at that party already wanted. Inspired by Teen Wolf. The Details: Distressed white horror style text reads "GIVE ME, A KEG," to the left of a detailed digital illustration of Scott Howard mid transformation with bloodshot red eyes, brown disheveled hair, and a tense