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Waikiki's legendary Waikikian opened in 1956 as a Polynesian-themed escape on the shores of Oahu

"4444 SUNSET BLVD" arched in the center

baseball gave the community something to gather around on long summer evenings

" with a small baseball illustration to its right

Nevada's Lunatics played Class D ball in the Missouri Valley League starting in 1901

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