President Teddy Boozevelt - Long Sleeve T-Shirt funny Pontoon boats hit a top

Pontoon boats hit a top speed that most joggers could outrun

Distressed white silhouette of the continental United States sits behind rounded retro bubble lettering reading "'Merica

" followed by ornate white script reading "A National Pastime" above a golden-tan anchor and decorative rope flourishes

Situated where the harbor meets the Pacific

Distressed white block text below reads "I WANT YOU TO BEER ME

President Teddy Boozevelt - Long Sleeve T-Shirt funny Pontoon boats hit a topTeddy Roosevelt already looked like a guy two bourbons into explaining why he could beat up every other president. Slapping "Boozevelt" on him barely counts as a joke, it's just a historically accurate campaign poster. The Details: A digital illustration depicts Teddy Roosevelt in round glasses, walrus mustache, blue suit, red vest, and red bow tie, hoisting a glass of amber liquid. White serif text reads "PRESIDENT" above large bold white text