Gassquatch - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:3XL Bold black text below reads

Bold black text below reads "PIONEERS" with "California League" in elegant script

Golden-yellow retro bubble lettering reads "SAFETY THIRD" across the top

above black block text reading "WAYCROSS

matching distressed white text reads "THEN HE'S GONNA KILL US

1888" in the center

Gassquatch - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:3XL Bold black text below readsSasquatch remaining undetected for centuries makes more sense once you realize every hiker within a mile radius already evacuated. Cryptozoologists keep searching the woods, but their noses found the evidence years ago. The Details: Large orange red circle sits behind a dark brown silhouette of Sasquatch in the classic Patterson Gimlin mid stride pose, with a brown fart cloud and motion lines trailing behind. Distressed dark brown chunky serif text