Mind If I Smoke? - Unisex Tank Top Color:Navy holding a golden-yellow beer mug

holding a golden-yellow beer mug topped with white foam

" A white arrow points upward toward the "A" alongside smaller white text reading "There it is

Resolutions are just socially acceptable lies people tell themselves while eating leftover Christmas cookies

mouth open in a grin

Gothic blackletter and script cream text reads "the Castle" above "Restaurant" at the top

Mind If I Smoke? - Unisex Tank Top Color:Navy holding a golden-yellow beer mugAsking "mind if I smoke" used to be a courtesy, now it's a threat involving a forty minute monologue about bark consistency and the butcher paper versus foil debate. Cigarettes lost the culture war to a brisket alarm set for 4 AM. The Details: White bold hand drawn uppercase text reads "MIND IF I SMOKE?" nestled within a billowing smoke cloud rendered in white. Below, a gray blue illustration depicts a barrel style BBQ smoker on legs with a closed lid