Midnight Toker - Women's T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather Batting practice hits different when

Batting practice hits different when the whole lineup shows up in face paint and nobody says a word

Reducing all of Socratic philosophy to three words and a rebus puzzle is exactly the kind of accidental genius only San Dimas could produce

Arched black serif text reads "OGDEN LOBSTERS" flanked by two red stars

Ornate white blackletter text reads "Nihilists" above three high-contrast stencil-style portraits of the German nihilists arranged in a group

That fancy cursive swoosh is just a boob joke wearing a craft brewery's clothes

Midnight Toker - Women's T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather Batting practice hits different whenCalling yourself a midnight toker is really just scheduling your bad decisions with unnecessary precision. Nobody needed a calendar invite, but at least everyone knows not to text you after 11. The Details: Distressed pale gold text in rounded 1970s groovy serif typography with flowing swash details reads "Midnight Toker," the worn vintage texture giving it a weathered screen print appearance. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring Spun