Bitch Better Have My Cookies Holiday Baking - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Kelly Inspired by Billy Madison

Inspired by Billy Madison

serving Kansas City corn-fed beef when a proper steakhouse meant something

and he hands Bender the playbook out loud

and three cubicle drones turned a field into a crime scene over a malfunctioning printer

and nobody has improved on that thesis

Bitch Better Have My Cookies Holiday Baking - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Kelly Inspired by Billy MadisonSanta's cookie demands carry the same energy as a loan shark checking in on Christmas Eve. Leaving out milk without cookies is how you end up with coal and a strongly worded letter from the North Pole collections department. The Details: Cream script text reads "Bitch Better Have My" above large bold decorative lettering reading "Cookies" in cream. A vintage posterized illustration of Santa Claus holding a chocolate chip cookie appears in muted red,