President George Sloshington - Unisex T-Shirt waterloo Distressed white circular badge with

Distressed white circular badge with arched bold text reading "NEW LONDON WHALERS BASEBALL CLUB" around the outer ring

An inner ring contains "IOWA STATE LEAGUE

Large weathered golden-mustard serif text reads "CHERRY BAIL BONDS" below the cherries

Zihuatanejo never had a better immigration policy

Walking through the kitchen entrance means you never wait in line like the rest of the schmucks on the sidewalk

President George Sloshington - Unisex T-Shirt waterloo Distressed white circular badge withGeorge Sloshington ran one of the largest whiskey distilleries in America, so putting a beer in his hand is basically a historically accurate downgrade. Founding a nation and a drinking problem, and only one made it onto the currency. The Details: A digital illustration of George Washington in a red and blue colonial military uniform with gold epaulettes holds a frothy pint glass of beer. White spaced text reads "PRESIDENT" above larger white serif