Ask Your Mom if I'm Real - 11oz Coffee Mug favz " A red accordion illustration

" A red accordion illustration sits beside dark red text reading "Very big in Sheboygan

with "Scrooge & Marley" centered in large distressed blackletter type

zero apologies from a man who found enlightenment at the deli counter

and white powdered wig

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Ask Your Mom if I'm Real - 11oz Coffee Mug favz " A red accordion illustrationSanta winking while telling kids to ask their mom if he's real is the most unhinged way to announce an affair since the invention of Christmas cards. Dad's not mad about the lie, he's mad about the chimney. The Details: Distressed white block text arches across the top reading "ASK YOUR MOM." A retro cartoon winking Santa face in a red and white hat with a large white beard sits centered, flanked by green holly leaves with red berries. Curved