Suck It, England - Can Cooler la grande Dying was the fastest way

Dying was the fastest way for a Chicago building to become cool again

A row of white stars spans the top above a horizontal white line

Inspired by Dumb and Dumber

Arched gold serif text reads "SHAWSHANK STATE PRISON" above smaller gold type reading "Since 1947

and purple stars scatter around the illustration

Suck It, England - Can Cooler la grande Dying was the fastest wayA humble little message from 1776. Suck it, England. This coolers full of freedom, cold beer, and 250 years of holding a grudge with style. Crafted from high grade water proof neoprene, it keeps your drinks cool and your hands warm. Fits regular sized 12oz cans. Note: design is printed on both sides.