Squatchin' Through The Snow - Unisex T-Shirt crisfield a cartoon lit firework shell

a cartoon lit firework shell wrapped in red

Sure" above a halftone-style 1950s housewife illustration rendered in white

Distressed white block text below reads "BACK IN MY DAY WE HAD 9 PLANETS

Letterforms show a weathered texture with visible wear throughout the flowing connected strokes

but Chicken Boy fed its mythology

Squatchin' Through The Snow - Unisex T-Shirt crisfield a cartoon lit firework shellBigfoot in a Santa hat trudging through the woods looks exactly like a guy who got invited to the Christmas party but plans to leave before the gift exchange. The Patterson Gimlin footage finally makes sense if you hum "Jingle Bells" over it. The Details: Red script text reads "Squatchin'" across the top. A brown illustration of Sasquatch mid stride in the classic Patterson Gimlin pose, wearing a red and white Santa hat, walks through a snowy forest