Safety Third v3 - Unisex Tank Top bowling Bold white text below reads

Bold white text below reads "Union

from Moses to Sandy Koufax

a young person with short curly hair

Curved distressed white text reads "GO SHORTY" across the top

Ordering two steak sandwiches while someone pitches you on your own murder is peak commitment to lunch

Safety Third v3 - Unisex Tank Top bowling Bold white text below readsDemoting safety to third place behind a lit firework and a claw hammer is less a priority list and more a discharge summary. Somewhere an ER nurse just felt a chill and doesn't know why. The Details: Distressed white arched slab serif text reads "SAFETY" above "THIRD" in two stacked lines. Below, a cartoon lit firework shell wrapped in red, blue, and yellow stands upright on a red base, its fuse visibly burning, beside a claw hammer with a gray head