Beaver Liquor - Unisex Tank Top Size:2XL CALIFORNIA" with a pointed tail

CALIFORNIA" with a pointed tail element beneath

Arched golden-yellow serif text reads "LAW OFFICES OF" above a scales of justice illustration

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A cartoon portrait of Charles De Mar depicts a grinning figure in a black top hat

The Racine Malted Milks were an old school minor league baseball team based in Racine

Beaver Liquor - Unisex Tank Top Size:2XL CALIFORNIA" with a pointed tailBeaver Liquor only works because your brain processes it faster than your dignity can intervene. That cheerful cartoon mascot exists solely to give you three seconds of plausible deniability before grandma sounds it out. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "BEAVER LIQUOR" above a cartoon beaver in brown and orange with a white belly, crosshatched flat tail, large front teeth, and a cheerful expression, holding a green bottle. Green text