Gimme Da Keys! - Unisex T-Shirt barberton Cartoon rooster with a red

Cartoon rooster with a red comb

A gray silhouette of a flamethrower extends horizontally beneath

Printed on our super soft 100% airlume ring-spun & combed cotton unisex T-Shirt

Formatting a middle school joke like a Hemingway quote is the kind of misplaced confidence that deserves its own TED talk

Distressed white brush-stroke text reads "IF HE GETS UP

Gimme Da Keys! - Unisex T-Shirt barberton Cartoon rooster with a redChet's shakedown energy turned suburban car keys into a full blown protection racket, and nobody questioned his authority. Getting turned into a pile of crap barely dented that swagger. Inspired by Weird Science. The Details: Posterized portrait of Chet Donnelly in a white rectangular frame shows his face in warm tones wearing dark aviator sunglasses and a black fedora with a light band, rendered in high contrast flat color layers. Bold white text