Damn I Love Fireworks - Long Sleeve T-Shirt canton all within a rough-edged rectangular

all within a rough-edged rectangular frame

Printed on our super soft 100% ring-spun & combed cotton long sleeve T-Shirt

with "OF PANCAKES" in white on a red banner below

Souvenir shops in Sidewinder probably sell this next to elk jerky

but this one genuinely belonged to them

Damn I Love Fireworks - Long Sleeve T-Shirt canton all within a rough-edged rectangularDILF printed across a man's chest does exactly zero percent of its work as a fireworks acronym. The subtitle shows up three seconds too late, like a chaperone arriving after prom's already over. The Details: Large yellow starburst shape with distressed halftone texture displays '1 1 2" 80 16' in small white text at top. Bold red block letters outlined in white read "DILF" at center, with white text below reading "DAMN I LOVE FIREWORKS." Lower labels