Best, - Dad Hat Color:White I will not be “circling

I will not be “circling back” — I’ll be circling Capri on a boat with no WiFi

took a “sabbatical” you’re never coming back from

You’re not undercutting

This hat is for the LinkedIn influencers tagging every TED Talk curator in hopes of being “discovered

Wear it like the excuse it is - and don’t forget to check your junk folder (or don’t)

Best, - Dad Hat Color:White I will not be “circlingFor the ones who keep it simple, polite, and perfectly professional because Warmly feels too personal, and Regards sounds like a robot wrote it. This hat is for the email overachievers who know that Best, is the ultimate signoff: friendly, efficient, and just detached enough to get you out of the inbox and on with your life. Because sometimes the shortest signoff says it all best. The Fine Print (or The Best Print): 100% chino cotton twill Green Camo